2 posts tagged “the letter”
My readers know me as many things: some in the Harry Potter fandom call me Diotima Lestrange, RPG friends call me either Murasaki or Saki-chan, online Arashi friends call me Shoko. Who am I? That's a very good question. But if you are looking for a simple or easy answer, I am sorry to say that I haven't one. Since existential angst on 'what' and 'who' I am will likely bore you, I shall say nothing more on that score. If you must call me something, you may either call me Shoko or Lady Strange.
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When Sakurai Sho and Aiba Masaki awoke at the winter house Arashi had rented for the holidays so as to gather inspiration to write their own songs for their next album, they were faced with a sealed envelope on the refrigerator door. It was addressed to Sho and it read:
Dear Sho-kun,
If you are reading this, I am already in sunny Hawaii because I have run away with Jun upon discovering his very dextrous fingers and tongue, as well as his amazingly large collection of erotic manga. The collection is mind blowing; it’s even bigger than Aiba’s.
Aiba Masaki’s eyes widened as he shook the taiyaki in his hand, protesting loudly, “He never saw my good stuff.”
We have decided to elope and try out some most of the things highlighted in the manga and see if we can breed a new race of super DoSes. We’re not sure how it’s going to work but intend to have lots of fun trying.
“How upright and moral,” Sho said with an approving nod.
Nakai senpai drove us to airport and said that he thought this was much better than yet another pointless boring fight with Riida on Utaban, and losing his beanie in the process.
Sho and Aiba smiled reminiscently.
In conclusion, I apologise for never getting the tongue stud and nipple rings that you wanted me to get, but I think they look much better on our Captain whom I have left tied up in your bedroom for you. You had better cover for us while we’re gone or you won’t get to view our sex tape.
We shall be back next week,
Ninomiya Kazunari.
“Masaki baby.”
“Yes, Sho-chan?”
“Entertain yourself today. I’ll be in my bedroom.”
